3 word game

Each person adds to a story using only three words. For example:

I post: Weskie the nub
Wesker might post: pwned ur face
Cable might say: behind the school

a string of posts should come together as a strange story to make "Weskie the nub pwned ur fae behind the school."

Let's begin.
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The cow is

nice and pink

with big blue

and red mittens

it walked to

the end of

the pier and

someone was shot

by a passing

drunken old hag

As that someone